Contact Johnny

Johnny is a man of many talents. People have used him to judge food competitions, they’ve asked him appear as a steak expert on TV shows, they’ve invited him to attend press dinners for restaurant publicity, and they’ve contacted him to write articles and reviews for various publications and products. If you would like to call upon Johnny to review your dining establishment or your food, kitchen or meat-related product, feel free to drop him a line. He is generally always available, and very easy to contact.

The best way to get a hold of that meat man cock sucker Johnny Prime is to send a self-addressed, stamped email to:

Or you can find that asshole on Facebook:

If all else fails, you can try sending a message to that fuck face on Twitter:

Oh yeah… While you are at it, you can look at his Instagram stream:

Well, fuck it. Here are links to everything, with pretty little pictures to click on too:

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