NEW IN THE SHOP! WAGYU BURGERS!
Me and the butchers put together a nice bundle just in time for the big game. Five pounds of wagyu burgers (ten individual half-pound patties) and three one-pound packs of thick cut Duroc bacon for just $74.99 (discounted from $94.92 for you damn animals).
This wagyu is ground fresh from whole muscle meat and sourced from a top shelf domestic Wagyu/Angus breeding program. This is not “Kobe-style” grocery store BS!
And of course, if you’ve had my Duroc bacon in the past, you know just how sick it is.
Get on it, guys! Your eight pounds of heaven is RIGHT HERE! Order now so you can impress your friends on game day.